Top Three Awful British Salads
#3 Shredded iceberg lettuce, half a tomato and chopped cucumber. No dressing.
#2 Anything with mayonnaise.
#1 The donner kebab salad - just like #3, but with twice as much lettuce, shredded extremely thinly, and very soggy.
Why are salads here in general so repulsive? It took me more than a decade to discover that salad wasn't necessarily horrid.