Weeble (clockworksaint) wrote,
Weeble
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In Genesis 18 it is written:
The men turned away and went toward the video game shop, but Abraham remained standing before the LORD. Then Abraham approached him and said: "Will you sweep away the righteous with the wicked? What if there are ten good reviews? Will you really sweep it away and not spare the game for the sake of the good things in it? Far be it from you to do such a thing-to abandon the good with the bad, treating the good and the bad alike. Far be it from you! Will not the Judge of all the earth do right?"

The LORD said, "If I find ten good reviews of the game, I will buy it."

Then Abraham spoke up again: "Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the Lord, though I am nothing but dust and ashes, what if the number of the good reviews is one less than ten? Will you abandon the whole game for want of one review?"

"If I find nine," he said, "I will buy it."

Once again he spoke to him, "What if only eight are found?"

"For the sake of eight, I will buy it."

Then he said, "May the Lord not be angry, but let me speak. What if only six can be found?"

He answered, "I will not ignore it if I find six."

Abraham said, "Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the Lord, what if only three can be found there?"

He said, "For the sake of three, I will buy it."

Then he said, "May the Lord not be angry, but let me speak just once more. What if only one can be found?"

He answered, "For the sake of one, I will buy it."

When the LORD had finished speaking with Abraham, he left, and Abraham returned home.

But after an extensive search of all the Internet, there were no positive reviews of Full Metal Alchemist and the Broken Angel, so the LORD destroyed it and Abraham played Kingdom Hearts 2 instead.
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